AISubs v3.7
I'll do it.
Don't do it!
Hi, I'm Ryota. I'm Jushin. I'm Ryoma.
We're going to learn Chinese!
Even though it's closer than English, we don't really talk about it.
It's hard to study Chinese all of a sudden.
So, we're going to do a casual Chinese lesson this time.
We're going to train our immune system for Chinese.
We're not going to reject it and say, "Studying Chinese is not difficult."
We're going to get used to it and say, "Chinese is easy."
This time, we're going to be divided into two teams.
I ordered a bowl of rice.
I think it's already arrived in front of you.
I asked a passerby to translate the rice for me.
I asked a passerby to translate it into Chinese.
Oh, you're here today.
I called a Chinese person.
I called a Chinese person!
But you're Japanese, right?
That's right.
A person in pera pera came.
Oh, pera pera!
Nice to meet you, pera pera.
You ordered rice, right?
Yes.
I'll show it to you.
I'd like you to taste it right away.
If you say it in Chinese, you'll know what it is if you eat it.
I'll translate it into Chinese.
At that time, of course, it will be in Chinese characters.
It's all in Chinese characters.
The one with the most words wins.
It's a simple game.
I ordered a variety of things and put them down.
I think there are more of this.
I'll show you.
I'll eat more of this.
I'll eat less of this.
I'll eat both of them.
Can you put it down for a second?
I'll translate it for you.
I'll tell you which one has more and which one has less.
I'll tell you which one has less and which one has more.
Let's say we have white rice and curry.
If you say rice and curry are different, this one will probably be more delicious.
We can eat rice and curry and split it in half.
Let's do it.
One game.
If you're full, you're done.
Eat noodles at the convenience store.
I'm embarrassed.
You don't have to introduce it.
I'll translate it for you.
They're waiting for us over there.
I'll show you a video for a moment.
I'll translate it for you.
[Translating in Chinese]
Yes.
What is it?
I translated it.
How to translate in Chinese in Perapera.
Perapera is knowledge, right?
Wow!
Knowledge in Chinese is Perapera, right?
Shibuya doesn't know this song at all.
That's right.
So I'm going to come out and translate it.
For the time being, if you don't know the kanji you want to write, you can look it up.
It's useless to look up new kanji on the Internet.
I see.
Then, let's work hard to increase our understanding of Chinese.
Yes!
[Translating in Chinese]
We ordered Jolly Pasta.
Jolly Pasta?
This is Hamoto Rukkola's Aglio Olio Lemon Coupe.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Aglio Olio...
Of course, I don't say it in the original menu, but there are quite a few elements.
That's right.
Also, there are a lot of noodles in the first place.
That's because there are a lot of elements.
But it's not guaranteed that there will be a lot of elements.
But let's say there are a lot of elements in the first place.
This is what we ordered first.
Chicken and summer vegetable spice curry plus tuna.
Oh!
It's a curry with some kind of glue in it.
Oh! This is a lot!
Tuna... Tuna is tuna, isn't it?
That's right.
Just the fact that it says "tuna" makes it look like a lot of ingredients.
[Translating in Chinese]
[Knocking on the door]
Yes!
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for your time.
Well, let's get started.
What is it?
Please translate the dish that will be served in Chinese.
Oh, of course, of course!
Yes!
It's really my first time seeing it.
What kind of video did you shoot?
It looks delicious!
Thank you for the meal.
It's a pasta with fish in it.
It smells like peperoncino.
[Sniffing]
It's delicious!
Well, this dish, please.
Yes!
What do you guys do when you see this?
This is a plate, isn't it?
I brought it.
Do you want me to go first?
I'll show you.
Ta-da!
Oh, it's noodles!
Oh!
Tara!
Noodles? Tara?
Tachini?
I said "pacha"
Oh, that's how you do it!
I was a little scared.
I see.
Pachua
But it's Japanese.
Now, Taishi, which team?
Natsume-shi's...
Excuse me.
Oh, you're back.
I'm going to write the name of this dish in Chinese.
Oh, Chinese!
Oh, Chinese again.
Natsuyasai Curry
I'm definitely going to write "curry" now.
I want to write "Natsuyasai Curry" now.
But that's not how you say it in Chinese.
Here we go!
Ta-da!
Wow!
Wow, what is it?
Atsuishinsai
Oh, it's vegetables.
This is how you read it.
I wrote "Atsushinsai Curry"
Atsushinsai
Natsuno
Did you ask for a meaning?
I wrote "Natsuyasai Curry" because I wanted to say "Natsuyasai Curry" after eating it.
Oh, I see.
That's how you say it in Japanese.
But "tsuna" is difficult.
You didn't write "tsuna" in Chinese!
Wow, really?
I wish we had "tuna" in Chinese.
I think the production team wrote it in different Chinese characters.
I think that's what it is.
I see.
I don't think they wrote it in Chinese.
All right!
Our total score is...
50!
Our total score is...
45!
We did it!
No way!
Yes!
Let's eat!
Wow!
It looks so good!
Wow!
We can eat more!
Add some "tuna" in it!
Wow, it looks so good!
It's not a joke!
First, eat, then eat, come!
I said it many times.
I'm sorry!
Not at all.
First, eat, then eat, come!
Second, eat, then eat, come!
Third, eat, then eat, come!
Hey!
Thank you for the meal!
Oh, it's time!
Time up
- Shall we announce it? - Yes!
- This team's order is... - Yes!
"Chicken jambalaya"!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's from "Denny's", right? - Yes, yes.
- It's from "Denny's", right? - Yes.
- We also came here to win without eating. - Yes.
It's "Power"!
Ta-da!
"The Mecia"!
Seasonal lunch box
"A summer night (eel rice)",
"Ear chicken cutlet",
"Shrimp fry",
Fried chicken
- There are many elements! - Yes!
- No, but this is...
- It comes with fried rice. - No!
- No!
- But it's half eel. - Isn't it strong even if it's eel?
- It's true. - It's strong even if it's eel.
- Ah, I'm scared. - I'm counting on you!
- What would you say if we made this into Chinese? - Oh!
- There's tomato sauce on top of chicken, and there's also chicken rice. - Yes.
- Let's fry it. - It's spicy.
- But "somehow" and "half" are definitely there.
- I want to express a little bit of "spicy".
- Now, the translation is complete. - Yes!
- Well, first of all, we are "jambalaya", so...
- This team's "chicken jambalaya" is...
- "Denny's"!
- Oh, but...
- Wow! - Oh!
- Oh, good, good, good! - It's good!
- Next up is "chicken jambalaya"! - Yay!
- Next up is "chicken jambalaya"! - Yes!
- It's called "buffet". - It's called "buffet".
- Next up... - Wow!
- Wow, this is powerful!
- Fried food, eel, croquette, fried shrimp, tonkatsu...
- Is there such a thing?!
- I'm definitely wrong.
- Now, for that team...
- Lunch box! - Lunch box.
- A lunch box! - Yes!
- Please! - I'm counting on you!
- Ta-da!
- Oh! - Oh!
- What?! - What?!
- It looks like a diamond letter! - It looks like a diamond letter!
- Fried food, eel, "strongest angel"...
- The star was written in one stroke. - Ah...
- One stroke... - Ah, this is all I can say...
- Can you count it? - This is bad...
- It's out! - It's out!
- This team's "shibi-tekkei-han" is...
- This one! - Ta-da!
- 52 strokes! - 52 strokes!
- This event...
- 61!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wow! What should we do? There's quite a difference!
- Jan? - I'll do it, even if it's Jan.
- "The strongest angel"... - "The strongest angel"...
- I won! - Ah, you did it!
- Click! - Well, well, well...
- It's nothing...
- I'll eat it up! - Yes!
- I don't have much energy... - It's not good...
- It's not good! - It's not good for two months!
- It looks good! - It looks good!
- I'm full. - Kura has a big tongue! - Kura has a big tongue! - Kura has a big tongue!
- Thank you for the meal! - Let's all eat one meal and if we don't eat anything, we won't be able to do anything.
- This is the battle! - This is important!
[BATTLE]
- Shall we start with this one? - Yes.
- If you look at it like this, you might think it's a weird name. - This is it!
- Kuwatro Happy! - So this is where it's at!
- Domino's Pizza's Kuwatro Happy. - This is where it's at!
- There's a lot of stuff in here. - There's pepperoni, there's margherita...
- Do you care about what kind of pizza it is? - I do. - Then let me show you what it is.
- This is it! Ta-dah! Gast!
- Sesame-scented, chilled soy milk tang-tang udon. - Oooh!
- Well, this is noodles. - Well, you can eat noodles, but...
- What will it be like? - I don't want to eat pizza!
- Is this one okay? - Oooh, you know this one!
- But they're all different flavors, or rather, they're two pieces of different luxurious pizzas.
- Next up! - Oh, what's this? I don't know what it is.
- Jar Jar Noodles. Jar Jar Mixed Salad Noodles.
- It's good. - Is it good? Is it your favorite? - Yeah. - Okay.
- My butt hurts a little lately. - Oh, you're doing it?
- And you know, it's a little swollen. - Hey...
- But it doesn't happen twice in Iboshi. - Isn't it just Mihari-ibo?
- Mihari-ibo? - It's like a baby's name.
- Okay, then Tetsuya, show me what it is. - Okay, I know what it is.
- I'm so sorry, for real. - Please show me what it is. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, there it is! It's Mihari-ibo! - Mihari-ibo! - Mihari-ibo?!
- It's Mihari-ibo! - Oh, Mihari-ibo, Mihari-ibo!
- I'm scared I won't be able to eat it anymore, so please make me eat it!
- Your mouth is gonna get bigger, so you can't eat it! - It's gonna get big and hard, so you can't eat it!
- Okay, Quatro Happi. - Yes. - Let's start with pizza.
- I'm scared, Tetsuya-san. - Okay, pizza. - Please do it for me!
- How are you gonna express it? - Here it is! Our Quatro Happi!
- Ta-da! - Yay! It's big!
- It's a lot! - "Circular Wheat Ship".
- "Four Thousand Great Princesses". - I don't know what you're talking about!
- There's not much to hide! - Yeah, there's a lot of words, but I don't know how to hide it.
- Now, it's your turn, Goma Tantan. - Ah, okay.
- Wow, I'm nervous! - Please, Tantan Miyashimen!
- Please! - Here we go!
- Wow! - Here it is! - Oh, no!
- Huh? - Something's coming up again!
- "Jajakushin". - "Jajakushin".
- "Kontonmura"? - You said "jajamen", didn't you?
- No, no, no. - The first "jaja" probably means "jajamen", right?
- And "kushin" is a word that refers to all kinds of vegetables. - Wow!
- Okay! - Here we go!
- This "Circular Wheat Ship", "Four Thousand Great Princesses" is...
- 56 letters!
- Our "jajakushin" "kontonmura" total is...
- 58 letters! - Yes!
- That was close! - That was close!
- "kontonmura"!! - "kushin"!!
- "jaja" is "kontonmura"! - "jajamen"!
- Wow, thank you! You saved me! - Wow!
- Alright! - Wow, it's huge!
- It all depends on this one. - Wow!
- Even if it's a test... - The first one is...
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Come on!
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- You won! - Yay!
- Alright! - I guess I'll eat it...
- Welcome back! - Ah...
- What should we do? I'm hungry! - Ah...
- I didn't know you could eat like this! - Looks good!
- Dad, are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Ah! - It's overflowing.
- Ah, wait! - Ah, I'm scared!
- Thank you for the meal! - Not bad!
- How is it? Are you hungry? - That's...
- Dad, are you okay? - It's not like I ate it...
- What are you doing?! - You're strong!
- Ah, it's overflowing. - Because I'm working in the kitchen...
- I can eat two meals in a row. - Good, good, good.
- It's a little difficult, but I dare to eat something easy.
- Ta-da! - Kitchen towel.
- No, no, no, no, no... - You're overdoing it!
- It's an easy game! - I'm sick of it!
- Let's end it! - Yeah, let's end it!
- When I start thinking about him... - Is it okay for me to say this?
- It's going to end. - The video is going to end.
- If you're going to eat pizza... - I'm going to eat pizza!
- So! - Ora!
- Domino Pizza! - Kuwato's Meatmax!
- Kuwaa! - Kuwaa!
- You're big!
- It's more expensive than before!
- It depends on which one you eat it in. - Yeah.
- You can eat it in the same way, or you can eat it in a boat. - No, no, no...
- You're overdoing it. - Seriously, I'm sick of it and it's getting shorter!
- Let's start with the carpet bed. - Let's go!
- Yes! - Carpet bed...
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- I knew it!
- No matter what you do... - No matter what you do...
- You didn't even lick it. - It's the mouth!
- It's the mouth of a cow!
- If you pull it this way, it'll get worse and you'll get sick.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Eat it smaller!
- Eat it! - Please! - Ora!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Huh? - What?
- Is it rice? - Huh? Wait, wait, wait!
- One, two, three, four, five...
- Six, seven, eight...
- One, two, three, four...
- Impossible! - This answer is...
- We won! - We won!
- That's crazy, crazy, crazy! - That's crazy!
- Impossible! - Please explain.
- What is... - Impossible!
- First of all, apparently there is a culture in China where people hate repetition...
- And people don't use the same words.
- But it's written in Chinese characters...
- And it's said that pizza is made of honeycomb.
- That's crazy. - Hey!
- Seriously, what's going on? - What's going on?!
- You don't know that a match like this is happening, do you?
- Isn't it amazing?! - That's gross!
- The final jacket is...
- This one!
- It's a little late, but...
- We've ordered some dessert...
- If you have that, would you like to do a dessert gaffe? - Sure!
- It's a dessert battle with Toyota. - What is it?
- What we've sent is...
- This! Misop Haroharo Pachi Pachi Nuts Soda!
- Oh! - Pachi Pachi...
- Explosion... - Explosion...
- We've got... - Yes?
- A baby bun... - Oh!
- With lots of little buns... - Yes!
- And chocolate and oreos.
- Well, this is a break...
- But it's better not to lose, right? - Yeah.
- Toyota Haroharo! - Yes!
- Ta-da!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Katakana?! - Yes, yes, yes...
- That's crazy! Katakana in Chinese?!
- It's said that you can say it at all...
- It's big! - If you write it like this...
- The sugar sugar is big! - It's big!
- There's a lot of sugar... - Please!
- Ready and... - Huh?!
- What?!
- Tofu?! - Tofu?!
- No, no, no...
- Tofu?!
- It's already broken! - This is...
- Haohaohsatoujiru! - Forty!
- Twenty one! - Yes!
- It's not a lot... - Why tofu?!
- Just one word... - Yes?
- Please say "do it properly"!
- I'm sorry... - Sensei, over there...
- Yes? - From the students...
- Yes? - There's just one word...
- Oh! - "Do it properly"!
- Yes... Sorry...
- I'm sorry...
- Anyway, round 6! - Yes! - Yes!
- What we ordered is... - "Red Shrimp Curry"!
- Wow! - It's our second time ordering curry!
- That's true! - It's not good!
- We didn't order it because of Kaito!
- What we ordered is... - Wow!
- "New York Beef". - Here it is! - Oh, nice!
- Let's have a burger! - Cheese, bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato...
- Here we go! "Red Shrimp Curry"!
- Here it is! - Ta-da!
- Oh, there's shrimp! - Oh, shrimp!
- "Ebi Kai"... "No Shrimp"!
- Wow! - Oh, it's strong!
- Isn't it good?! - I'm reflecting...
- Please!
- Seriously! - Please!
- "New York BLT" is...
- Oh! - Huh?!
- "Konzai Uma Chisou".
- Hahaha! "Konzai Uma Chisou"!
- Let's count! - Yes!
- Here it is! - Our "Ebi Kai"...
- "No Shrimp"! - Here it is!
- 54!
- 44!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is embarrassing! - Hahaha!
- Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Yes!
- This burger is heavy!
- This is bad!
Ebi Kai
- Here it is! - Yes!
- It's over! - It's over!
- It's painful!
- Now... - Oh...
- The 7th round! - The 7th round!
- It's real!
- What we ordered is...
- ALDAN! - Potatoes stir-fried with spices!
- Wow! - Spicy potatoes!
- This is simple and scary!
- Here it is! - Yes!
- Ta-da! - Wow!
- Mexican Gorilla! - I see!
- Mexican Gorilla! - This is strong!
- I think it's strong! - I think it's strong!
- I can say it's strong!
- Scary! - Scary!
- What we ordered is...
- TOJALA! - Yeah! - Yes!
- This is okay, right?! - Babaimo! Babaimo! Babaimo!
- It's not "babaimo", it's "bouimo". - "Bouimo"!
- It's "bouimo", "boumo", right? - It tastes like "bou" from "mabo tofu".
- Oh, spice! - You felt the spice!
- Yes! - Please! - Please! Don't betray me!
- Don't betray me! - Come on! Please!
- Alright! Western-style low-carb fried rice! - Western-style low-carb fried rice?!
- Is there an egg?! - Is there an egg?!
- 17! - Probably... 43!
- This is amazing... - Huh?!
- We did it!
- Huh?! - It's different from what we thought!
- It's not "bouimo"! - It's not "bouimo"!
- Huh? Wait... - Oh! "bouimo"!
- "bouimo" looks huge! - "bouimo" is here!
- This is rock, paper, scissors. - For sure...
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I won! - Okay...
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- You won! - You won!
- Dad! Dad! - Dad!
- Let's eat! - Ah, Tetsuya's has a strong flavor.
- Ehh... - Sweet potato.
- Ahaha, it tastes like sweet potato. - Huh?
- Is it pretty good? - Yeah, it's a big sweet potato.
- Ah! Sweet potato!
- The 8th match! - Yes.
- This is... ta-da! Salsa and taco rice! - Wow!
- This and that. - It all looks heavy and crumbly.
- Wow, it's out! - It's like...
- It's hard to do it without naming it. - That's true.
- Next up is this one. - Wow!
- What is this? - I don't want to eat it.
- Is it good? - Not really.
- Try it. - It's cold.
- Next up is this one. - Wow!
- This is good. - It's good!
- Ta-da! - It's our...
- Salsa and taco rice! - The kanji is...
- Ah! Taco rice! - It's taco rice!
- All of a sudden? I'm glad it's taco rice!
- My dad said there's a prescription. - Yeah.
- He said I can only eat this. - Taco rice...
- This is the worst. - This is scary.
- It's scarier than it looks. - I can't let my guard down.
- Please! You can do it, Shibata and Yusuke!
- Ta-da! - What is it?
- It's here! - Gomoku...kata...yaki...himo!
- Himo... - I guess soba is fine.
- It's himo... - This team is...
- 25! - 39!
- Wow! - Start!
- It's big! - It's sweeter than I thought.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wait a minute.
- Yahoo! - Yahoo!
- I did it! - Himo and dad, eat up!
- Himo, eat up! - We've come this far.
- There's only this much left. - Which team will you be in charge of?
- I'll be in charge of... - 3, 2, 1...
- It's so hot! It's so hot! - Wow!
- I'll hold it for now. - Wow!
- Hey!
- It's so hot!
- Have you seen your 30-minute video?
- You idiot! - You idiot!
- I'll kill you! - I'll kill you!
- You're such an idiot! - I'm an idiot!
- Don't call me "Ibo". - Don't call me "Ibo"!
- I'll kill you! - Change your name to "Ihari Ibo"!
- I want to know your Chinese name. - I want to know your Chinese name.
- Is it okay if we do one last job? - Okay.
- Can you please make sure of that? - Okay.
- Is there someone called "Ihari Ibo"? - There is someone called "Ihari Ibo".
- So you're the last person left... - Wow, he's the last one.
- So you're the last person left... - Oh, you're the last one!
- Can you say someone's name in Chinese? - Ooh!
- I know it's not food... - I thought it was food.
- Can you say this person's name in Chinese?
Did it come up again?
Oh, this is it!
Ta-dah!
Koumon Soukesusan Kuroji!
Isn't it Kuroji?
It's Kuroji.
Kuroji! Kuroji!
So far, Tetsuya-san's policy has been quiet, but with this Soukesusan, it finally became Kuroji.
Soukesusan Kuroji!
That's right!
Koumon Soukesusan Kuroji
Teacher! What are you doing?!
You really don't know?
I really don't know! What are you doing?!
This time, I wanted to learn Chinese a little, so I bought a new deck to make an opportunity to learn it.
The number of books and books in Chinese has decreased, and fewer people are eating.
As expected, the rice is disappearing and it is dangerous.
I won the beef tongue bento thanks to the rice.
Because you lost.
It was a knockout with a lot of guts at the end.
I think Tetsuya and the others were knocked out.
You lied.
I lied.
You had a fierce battle.
It was Mihariibo.
In the waiting time, I said that my Koumon was the strongest and died, but it was Mihariibo.
Because he lost, Mihariibo lost today.
As a result of trying to remove the wall against Chinese with a little joke, Mihariibo lost.
I will contact my teacher.
Everyone, early discovery and early access.
I have come to realize that this is very important.
Please take care of your own health.
See you in the next Chinese decoration.
Goodbye.
What is goodbye?
Tao pai pai.
See you.
No?
Tao pai pai.
See you!